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Piercing the Artificial Heart

Jimmy Carter ...

A Tsk-it, a Tasket, a Brand-New Basket?

No! Comment.

The Invitational Week 104: Jest One More Time

Happy Today. (Drink Wisely.)

A Hard Place.

Kidnapped. A True Crime Story.

The Proof is in the ... Proof.

If You Don't Get It, YOU Don't GET It.

Free Wheeling.

The Invitational Week 103: Redoer's Digest — our 2024 retrospective, Part 1

Dear Jeff Bezos: It's Me, Again. With a Proposal.

What If He's Just a ... Humbug?

It's Simple, Like ABC

A Dose of Heroine

SPECIAL EMERGENCY OVERNIGHT GENE POOL, COURTESY OF ...

The Invitational Week 102: Next Year in Review

Fear Him? Baloney.

World Record Emergency Gene Pool!

Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

Flirting ... With Disaster

The Invitational Week 101: A So-So Contest

Trump's Cabinet!

Do We Pardon Joe?

That's Not Funny!

The Invitational Week 100!

Affairs and Other Trivial Pursuits

Beatle Juice

The Sky's the Limit

Eat It.

Brief News Alert

The Invitational Week 99: Mess With Our Heads

The Lizard of Oz, Etc.

Fat Guy Drinking Beer

An Offal Week

URGENT NEWS BREAK!

Flaming The Washington Post

The Invitational Week 98: Tiles & Tribulations

Good God ....

His Name is Dexter.

NAME THIS PUPPY!

How are YOU doing today?

Do you give a flying f--- why anyone voted for Trump?

Six Things That Are Worse than Trump Winning the Election.

Bezos Christ, Jeff

The Invitational Week 97: Give Us a Break

The Dogs Have It Right.

The Washington Pist, Mourning Edition:

Election Day, Part II. Happy Angstgiving.

Election Day, Part I -- The Pigeon Paradigm

A Job Application

The Invitational Week 96: The Tile Invitational XI

Electing to Suffer

Get Me Rewrite.

Courage & Cowardice

Good God.

The Invitational Week 95: What's the Worst That Could Happen?

Lying, Like a ... Rug.

Detecting a Problem

The Invitational Week 94: Asterisky Business

A Tedious Argument of Insidious Intent

You Suck.

The Invitational Week 93: Ask Backwards XLIII

Good Morning and Good Luck

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye.

Invitational Week 92: Wryku

Getting It Down, Cold

Only You.

The Invitational Week 91: Saved!

Beautiful Losers

The Final, Glorious Journey of the Badwagon? (Plus, poop.)

The Invitational Week 90: Stick It

How an Obese Drug Addict in a Dank Prison Cell Explains the Persistence of Trump

For Shame

The Invitational Week 89: Funny, Init?

Lost In Translation

Pure Gold

Week 88: The Cold New Trend

Insert Headline Here

Flam, Bam, Thank You Ma'am.

The Invitational Week 87: Get Thee to a Punnery

Get It?

Genuine Class

The Invitational Week 86: Call Your Dog

Cool? Cool.

Pant, pant, pant...

The Invitational Week 85: Hu-boy, It's Limerixicon XXI

The Ecstasy of Defeat, Part III

A Great Deal ... More.

The Invitational Week 84: We Got Game

The Ecstasy of Defeat

You Must Have Been Misinformed

The Invitational Week 83: Stop, Hey, What's That Sound?

The Divan Comedy

Your Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad ...

The Invitational Week 82: Taylorgaters

One and Won

Let Me Be The First

It's a Real Shirtshow

The Invitational Week 81: Picture This

Trump's Main Vice

Only Eww (And Eww Alone)

The Invitational Week 80: Same Difference

This Guy.

Special Monday Gene Pool Gene Poll.

The Geezer in the Mirror

The Invitational Week 79: The Farce of July

The Grand Gamble

Checkmate

The Invitational Week 78: History for the tl;dr Crowd

Stories of Minor Interest

What Bugs You?

The Invitational Week 77: Ebenezer Screwed

A Post Mortem

What Is The Weirdest Thing About Your Body?

The Invitational Week 76: So Good! So Bad! So Ugly!

Herblock: The Interview

Why Are You As Old As You Are?

The Invitational Week 75: Qwerty Lashes

Slime and Punishment

A Report from TrumpLand, USA

The Invitational Week 74: It's Parody Time

Shrooms

Q:

The Invitational Week 73: Our Typo Humor

This Politician is Funny. So of Course He is Not Important.

What In God's Name ... ?

The Invitational Week 72: All You Need Is Ink

Jump on the Badwagon!

Plugging In The Gene Pool

The Invitational Week 71: Wait Wait Right Here!

What in Reintarnation. . .?

The Hypocritic Oath

The Invitational Week 70: Colt Fusion

Dozo The Clown

So Bad It's Good

The Invitational Week 69: The Trite Stuff

The Story of Stories

Kids Do The %&!@!-est Things

The Invitational Week 68: Pun for the Roses

The Amazing Adventures of T-Rump

On the Fritz

The Invitational Week 67: Bring Up the Rear

Mexican Food Sucks

Quaking In Our Boots

The Invitational Week 66: Seeds of Change

Alert!

ClapClapClap.

Office Roulette

The Invitational Week 65: A Thousand Words

Give Me Libby or Give Me Death

Never Have I Ever Played This Stupid Game Before.

Invitational Week 64: You're Workin' on a Chain, Gang

Sphygmomanometry 101

Shame (On You)

The Invitational Week 63: SOTU-Speak

Welcome to The Mean Pool

What, Was He Just Biden His Time?

The Invitational Week 62: Hi, Anxiety!

Kissing ... and Telling

Slender Reassignment

The Invitational Week 61: Captions Courageous

A Raptor's Rapture

Rage Against the Machine

The Invitational Week 60: The Pepys Show

Trumpzebub

Now Here's a Good Gag

The Invitational Week 59: Why the #$%#$% Not?

Old Man, Take a Look at My Life, I'm a Lot Like You Were.

Dumb and Smarter

The Invitational Week 58: Praise the Lurid!

Wednesday With Moron

The Tuesday Gene Pool....

The Hypocritic Oath

The Invitational Week 57: The Ughscars and the Phewlitzers

You Have to Brush Your Tongue!

Donald Trump and the Vampire Woman

The Invitational Week 56: Oh, Grandpa, Stop!

Schrodinger's Dog

Hasidic Jews Emerging from Sewers

The Invitational Week 55: Tour de Fours — Be STUD-ly

Sick . . . To Death.

Take a Cup o' Unkindness Now

The Invitational Week 54: S Is for Smartass

Symptoms of Truth Decay

Who Wins?

Invitational Week 53: Dead Letters, our annual obit poem contest

TwitterX, The Ugly Bird