Hello! Meet my new friend. He doesn’t have a name yet. He is Norman, Dexter, Jesse or Walter. He is eight weeks old and currently is the cutest puppy on Earth. His eyes are china blue. He does not know who he is yet. He lives with Kirsten and Cody, my new neighbors three houses away from me in downtown D.C.
Kirsten and Cody have graciously agreed to let you name the little guy, by popular vote. It’s an Election Day do-over! Let’s get it right. So that is the entirety of The Gene Pool Gene Poll today. This is a very grave responsibility. Please take it seriously. This is about a beautiful new life, and someone’s very identity.
That’s it! You can nominate a different name in the Comments, but we think we have the best slate of candidates. We are geniuses at this.
See you tomorrow.
I just got a very strong alternative contender from a lady named Autumn: "Frank Sinatra."
Walter. And that's the way it is.