Hello. Welcome to The Weekend Gene Pool, in which we entertain you in return for your entertaining us with anecdotes and observations and your general clevernesses.
Today’s Gene Pool will be very short, because it is simple, like Donald Trump. President Biden has taken Mr. Trump up on his challenge to a debate him. Please give us questions for the media to ask Donald. You can supply answers as well, but I hope to also supply answers to your questions on Tuesday, in the person of Donald Trump. You may use the questions below or any others you supply.
Examples:
Q: Assuming your penis is actually shaped like a mushroom, what sort of mushroom would it be? (Example: Shiitake? Oyster, etc.)
A: It’s a porcini (pictured above.)
Q: What are your career goals in the next five years?
A: I plan to be out of prison.
Q: Tell us an adorable story of Eric as a child.
A: Eric was a child for several years, during which time he did many extremely adorable things. He is taller now.
Q: When you said women “let you” grab them by the pussy, were you not tacitly acknowledging that they didn’t want you to do it, but you did it anyway?
A: I don’t understand the question. They’re women. So.
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Please send your ideas for questions into the FAT ORANGE BUTTON, as always.
And finally, today’s Gene Pool Gene Poll.
Re: the Fat Poll. I am not fat. I am a 5’-10” senior male at 125 lbs. I eat donuts, cheeseburgers and French fries at least once a week. I use real butter, not margarine, and lots of it. I’m a poster child for “Don’t Eat That!” My treadmill is a coat rack and my stationary bike is . . . stationary. People hate me.
The Eric Q&A is excellent.