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The Invitational Week 115: Two Ways About It

A contest for double-entendres. Plus our caption contest winners.

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I Walked With The Zombies Last Night

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Well, I’m back with an important report from …

Mar 10 •

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Gone Fishin' (for Adventure)

Mar 10 •

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Mar 9 •

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"It Has to Come from Within."

Mar 8 •

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The Invitational Week 114: EGOD!

Coin a word including the letter block DOGE. Plus winning riffs on Dave Barry's Mister Language Person — chosen by Dave himself.

Mar 6 •

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Hello. We are in the era of pointless grand gestures.

Mar 4

Singing the Chicken Cordon Blues

Mar 2 •

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Are You Still Gonna Pledge Allegiance to the Shithole Country?

Hello. Yesterday, Donald Trump grunted and squeezed and flushed right down his cheap, faux gold-plated toilet the legacy of every good, and even every…

Mar 1 •

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