The Washington Pist, Mourning Edition:
Dear Founding Fathers:
Thank you for your service. What you offer no longer suits our needs. We are too feebleminded for self-governance.
Signed,
The American People.
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For the past 8 years or so, I've been saying, 'There are more of us than there are of them.' No longer; he won the popular vote for the first time. Fuck this racist, misogynist, fascist country.
If you voted for him, you'll get what you deserve. Unfortunately, the rest of us will also get what you deserve.