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Jeffrey Bezos, owner of The Washington Post, the newspaper that brought down Richard Nixon, is going to donate $1 million to the inauguration of Donald Trump.
The proprietors of The Washington Pist wish to consult you on this matter.
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Sorry, but the events of the past month have completely drained me of vomit. I had to settle for learning French.
If I hadn't already cancelled my Post subscription, I would now.