Today’s Invitational Gene Pool will actually happen tomorrow.
The reason is a gigantic cosmic disturbance that has globally substituted Friday for Thursday over the entire world. We are terribly sorry for this, but, like solar eclipses, it cannot be prevented or defended against. God prevails, and that’s the story.
Noon tomorrow. Apologies. The contest results are great.
Fade out.
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I sense a disturbance in The Farce.
Gene was late because he was plotting the earthquake or something. He says about great disturbances that can't be prevented, then an earthquake happens. Hmmm...