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Kitchen Cynic's avatar

Yes, there are women more physically attractive than my wife. But as I've told her on many occasions, she's the only one who makes my heart thrill. (We've been married 56 years).

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Which reminds me of a travel tip for vampire country. If carrying a cross, heated iron rod, garlic and a large mirror as defensive weapons is impractical when likely to encounter a vampire, it is suggested instead to secrete poppy seeds or rice about your person. A little known but useful historical supposition is that vampires suffer from arithmomania, the obsessive need to count things. So, immediately on becoming aware of being pursued by a vampire, it is recommended you throw a handful of rice or seeds behind you. This will usually cause your pursuer to stop and not attempt to resume the chase until every grain is counted --- by which time you should be well away.

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