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The Stupid Tax

The Invitational, Week 52: Replaying Around -- The 2023 retrospective, Part II

Let 'Er R.I.P.

Merry XXXMas

Excuses, Excuses.

The Invitational Week 51: Look Back in Inker — our 2023 retrospective, Part I

Full Nelson

Sex.

The Invitational Week 50: Nextra! Nextra!

Yay!

An Un-Deft Theft

Invitational Week 49: Picture This

Nitwits, Maniacs and Pillowheads

Bad Dates and other things

The Invitational Week 48: Well, the Good News Is ...

Elon - gating

A Crabby Observation

The New Lexicon

The Invitational Week 47: Oh, for Namesakes!

A Real Tofurkey of a Gene Pool

Carnage Knowledge

The Invitational Week 46: "Air" "Quotes"

This Guy Don't Know Jack

The Eleven Millionaire

The Invitational Week 45: The Perfect(ly ridiculous) Gift

SBF, SOB

Red Tape, Red Faces

The Invitational Week 44: Rhyme and Rhyme Again

To Tell the Truth...

Pranks For Your Help.

The Invitational Week 43: Let It Be a Lesson to Us

Stink Lines

Knick Knacks

The Invitational Week 42: The 'Hole Story

The Big Chisel

Shame On You

Invitational Week 41: As the Word Turns

The Most Astonishing Fact

The Write Stuff

The Invitational Week 40: It's Parody Time

Are We at the Turn of the Melania?

McCarthyisntism.

The Invitational Week 39: Tailgating on the Highway

Dysfunctional Stinking

Attn: Dogs, Cats, Parrots, Parakeets, Hamsters, Goldfish, Rabbits, Pot-Bellied Pigs ....

The Invitational Week 38: Cross Us Up

Artificial Intelligence (AI) ... AIIEEE!

The Hundred-aire

The Invitational Week 37: Do You Have to Spell It Out for Us?

Fuchsl the Dog, Meet Elon the Pig

Hooking You Up to a Morpheus Drip

Hey, you. Do you accept bribes? Are you averse to Ponzi schemes?

The Invitational Week 36: U ♥ TFG's BFFs

Iced.

Gimme My Nickelback

The Invitational Week 35: Doody and Muldoon

Michael Carlebach's Snap Decisions

Mugging for the Camera

The Invitational Week 34: A Mirthday Party

Burn, Baby, Burn

Auto Erraticism

The Invitational Week 33: Ask Backwards XLII

A Fish Story

Regrets? Oui.

The Invitational Week 32: Holy moly, it's Limerixicon XX

Trumpunishment

Weekend Resolve

Whoops ... The Invitational has a little fix for this week's contest

Week 31: The Tile Invitational X

Plan 10

My Finest Hour

The Invitational Week 30: Poll-ish Jokes

Spank You Very Much

Are You Chicken?

The Invitational Week 29: Alphabettering

Elastic, By the Yard

All I Need Is Glove. Glove Is All I Need.

It's Neighbor-Day Weekend!

The Invitational Week 28: Put It in Bee-verse

Cluster's Last Stand

Vinyl Jeopardy

The Invitational Week 27: Their Base Behavior

Justice You Feared it Would Be

It's Academic

The Invitational Week 26: Same Difference

Flogging A Dead Joke

A report from the Intensive Scare Unit

The Invitational Week 25: F Things Up

Score me some meds!

Doctor? No.

The Invitational Week 24: Your (B)ad Here

A Trump in the Road

The Invitational Week 23: Wrong Enough for Ya? Fake facts about weather

Filthy Dirty Vile Stupid Jokes

Today's Gene Pool

Psst....

The Invitational Week 22: Picture This

The Invitational Gene Pool

"Hello. How Are You Doing Today?"

Join Me in Rachelland

The Invitational Week 21: Get Real, Reel.

Color Me Confused

Punch Me. I'll Like It.

The Invitational Week 20: Rhymes Against Humanity

Rushin' to Be Russian?

Buttock-Stab Gangs Target U.S. Cities!

The Invitational Week 19: A Crooning Achievement

Trigger Warning: Triggers!

Sunday! Fun Day!

The Invitational Week 18: Colt Following

At First Blush ...

Monday? Monday.

The Invitational Week 17: The Poops Diorama

Join me on Notes

A Tucker Punch

Currying Disfavor, Vol. II

The Invitational Week 16: Pun for the Roses

Currying Disfavor

The Invitational Week 15: The Very Last 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions'

Twubstack Fight

The Invitational Week 14: We Bee Back With Neologisms

A Much Better TikTok.

The Invitational Week 13: The Worst New Contest Ever

Life In the Big City ...

The Invitational Week 12: Mess With Our Heads

Pardon My French

The Invitational Week 11: Hello, Dall-E!

Three point one four one five nine two six five thr

Invitational Week 10: It's Our Birthday. Party Like It's 1993.

Alms for the Poor Ink-Stained Wretch

The Invitational Week 9: Film Flim-Flam

This One's Going Viral

Special Sunday Gene Pool on Scott Adams

The Invitational, Week 8: Poke Us Till We Giggle

Russian To Conclusions

The Invitational, Week 7: Arty Har-har

How many times must we go through this...?

The Invitational Week 6: Picture This

The Media's Trigger Finger

Week 5 of The Invitational: Where in Hell ….?

All About Buster

New Gene Pool Questions

How to Succeed at Gene Pool Without Really Trying

Become a Celebrity! Change Your Life! Regret Your Decision or Let It Launch You Into International Stardom. (And Help Me Out.)

The Invitational Week 4: Questionable Journalism

Chat # 7 -- The Invitational and ... Chatbots are not funny.

Pools and Polls and Pulls

Chat #6 -- The First Polls!

The Invitational Week 3: Send Us the Bill

Thursday Chat #5 -- The Invitational & Dogs

Neurotic Fantasies

Tuesday Chat #4 -- Neurosis

Thursday chat #3

The Invitational, Week 2: Nextra! Nextra!

Tuesday Chat #2

The College of Liberal Farts

McCarthy's Secret File!

The Invitational Week 1— Dead Letters

Figuring out how to do this chat...

The Gene Pool, Day One