Thank you for reading The Gene Pool — your support has allowed me to keep doing this for eight months without going broke, yet.
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How to participate
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Thank you for expanding the circle of The Gene Pool. And don’t worry: It’s not technically a Ponzi scheme. It’s more like an Amway scheme.
Old and mostly alone. Sorry.