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The Worst Person At the Worst Time

5-7-5

Urgent Breaking News

The Invitational Week 129: The Pettysburg Address

Aye, there's the Rub

Parade on His Reign

The Day I Killed My Father

A Cat Named Grandpa

The Invitational Week 128: As the Word Turns

Civil Disobedience

A Portrait of Pettiness

No Laughing Matter

Open Admissions

A Trumpster Fire

The Invitational Week 127: Put It in Bee-Verse

I Give a Fig

Gene's Vine Garden

The Invitational Week 126: Questionable Journalism

Emergency Relationship Gene Poll

A Case of Mono

Have We Reached the Turing Point in Technology?

The Invitational Week 125: Our last gasp for 'air quotes'

DEAR NYU:

Nopes

The Invitational Week 124: You Have to Wonder

Teeing Off

Oh, Poop. Water We Gonna Do?

The Invitational Week 123: STFU (St. Fun, our patron)

.. But What's That in Jog Years?

Truck Fump

Ticked Off

No!

The Invitational Week 122: Colt Fusion

Driving Us Crazy

I'm Fat.

Dead Reckoning

Hate (A Love Story)

Team of Slimeballs

The Invitational Week 121: It's Parody Time

Naming a New Pontiff

ICYMI

The American Media Is Scuffling A Little Bit

Adios, Amigo.

The Gene Pool's Gene Pool

A Lefty Screed.

The Invitational Week 120: Pun for the Roses

Let Us Legally Contemplate the Dump Truck

Wydaho Not?

Dear Grandpa . . .

Remember to Wipe Carefully

The Invitational Week 119: Step Into the Void

This Might Make a Pretty Good Case!

Loose Ends

The Greatest Editing Decision of All Time

The Whitewash

Well, Duh.

The Fuck You President

The Invitational Week 118: Clue Us In

Excuse Me ... Which Way to the Vomitorium?

And Now, The News.

Capitulation, Succumbency, Avuncular Surrender, Concession, Genuflection, Knuckling, Obeisance, Curtsying, Coprophagy, Subservience, Deferentialism, Prostration, Perianal Osculation ...

Have You Ever Seen Something You Weren't Supposed to See?

Are We In the Years of the Teutonic Plague?

The Invitational Week 117: Join Our Secret Text Group!

This Is the Most Nakedly Disgusting Appointment Trump Has Made So Far!

Dear Jeffrey Goldberg,

Dear Jeffrey Bezos,

Important message for entrants to the Invitational food-art contest, Week 116

We Severed Our Dog

Holy Cow!

The Cats of Istanbul

The Invitational Week 116: Throw Food at Us

Just Like Home!

What Do You Mean It's Closed?

Eating Raw Ostrich

The Cape Crusader

The Invitational Week 115: Two Ways About It

I Walked With The Zombies Last Night

Sigh, Vol. IX

Gone Fishin' (for Adventure)

No Sweat

"It Has to Come from Within."

Gogh for Broke

The Invitational Week 114: EGOD!

Stoopid.

Oy.

Singing the Chicken Cordon Blues

Are You Still Gonna Pledge Allegiance to the Shithole Country?

Trump Has Shamed Us All

Pointing the Way: An Op-ed for the Wa-po.

Spiked

The Invitational Week 113: Picture This

A ten-second newsletter post

(Heart) Breaking News

Insane Monster Dog

Dear Mr. Musk...

The Booger Boondoggle

I've Picked These Just for You

Flagging Patriotism

The Invitational Week 112: Be Mister Language Person

Going, Going, Gone.

Humor Is In Jeopardy!

Really, Really Pist.

Nothing Mattresses Anymore

Behold My Columnoscopy

Special Emergency Gene Pool Gene Poll

Are We Listening?

The Invitational Week 111: Ask Backwards

Is It Okay to Steal this Stuff?

Even Greater Than Lincoln?

The Peak of Stupidity

A Confederacy of Dipshits

The Invitational Week 110: Pith Us Off

We Are Now Officially a Shithole Country.

Life in Hell.

Try These.

How Bad Is It?

Okay, Just a Few Things...

We Are Not Making This Up

JD Vance Comes Out of the Closet!

The Invitational Week 109: The Alternaugural Address

TrumpmenBashi The Great

High Brow Humor

A Hard Reign's Gonna Fall

We're Off ... to See the Lizard

The Invitational Week 108: Bill Us Now

Women Priests...

A Matter of Reich and Wrong?

Yecch.

It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Barfing)

The Meat and Potatoes Crowd

Drained.

No Clue.

The Invitational Week 107: Twits' Twist — fun with anagrams

A Dear Jeff Letter

Au Contrarian

The Unbearable Parable

Who's That Guy on the Left?

The Invitational Week 106: Heigh-ho!

Blood ... and Guts.

Po Wapo.

This, Too, Shall Pass . . . Right? Gulp.

The Spinal Column

Dark Enough For You Yet, Wapo?

A Human Interest Story

The Invitational Week 105: Dead Letters

Can Machines Be Funny?