Stoopid.

Hello.

So, Donald Trump has declared that English is now the official language of the United States. This is odd, coming from a man who seems to know only one adverb: Very.

Anyway, the following are just a few of the very stupid things Donald Trump has written or said all by himself in the past, impromptu, mostly on Twitter — before he apparently hired a semi-competent editor:

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony.”

“He got off Scott free.”

“How low has president Obama gone to tapp my phones?”

“Congradulations!”

“Heading to Phoneix. Will be arriving soon. Tremendous crowds expected.”

“When a country, is no longer able to say, who can’ and who cannot’ come in and out especially for reasons of Safety &. Security — big trouble. “

“Thr coverage of me in the Nytimes and the Washington Post gas been so false and angry…”

“I am honered to serve you, the Great American People, as your 45th president…”

“China steals United States Navy Research drone in International waters — rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act….”

“Hillary Clinton is a lose cannon with extraordinarily bad judgement and insticts…”

“I will be campaigning in Indiana … the support of Bobby Night has been so amazing…”

“Ted Cruz will loose big to Hillary.”

“My friend Phil Ruffin is speaking today for me in Kansas at the Witchita Pachyderm Club…”

“Marco Rubio is a choker. And once a choker always a chocker. Mr. Meltdown!”

“Leightweight chocker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage.”

“Money from the campaign, or campaign contributions, played no roll in this transaction.”

“Lawrence O’Donnell, one of the dummer people on television…”

“Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer.”

“Looks to me like the Bernie people will fight. If not there blood sweat and tears was a total waist of time.”

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