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This is a special tiny emergency edition of …
… your alternative news source for when The Washington Post doesn’t do its job.
Today, The Post published this column by its resident chief DEI-hire, the reactionary Marc Thiessen. (link is free.) The Post hauled Mr. Thiessen aboard years ago to bring “balance” to what was criticized, by the right, as an impermissibly progressive Opinions section. Force-feeding “balance” is so often a sniveling genuflection to public opinion, and always — when you think about it — a quota system. Quota systems seldom work.
With Thiessen, it has failed miserably, perhaps never so badly as with today’s column, in which he exhibits naked intellectual dishonesty to throw his support behind the Trump regime’s inexcusably incompetent and irresponsible national security team, and to absurdly whitewash its monstrous gaffe. Thiessen’s column may be opinion, but it is also a lie. Opinions that distort and manipulate facts and ignore obvious truths to force insupportable conclusions are ethical felonies.
That’s all I want to shovel onto you right now. Tomorrow, The Invitational.
Today’s Gene Pool Gene Poll:
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Splendid.
Espléndido.
Prachtig.
נֶהְדָר
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No, I did not use it correctly. Despite lingering myth and misconception, in ancient Rome a vomitorium was merely a large series of passages through which patrons were able to quickly enter and exit an amphitheater. No puking went on.
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If you can see your way clear to becoming a paid subscriber, I will see my way clear to not mentioning regurgitation all that often. The Gene Pool is only $5 a month or $50 a year.
The four entrance tunnels for actors to reach the stage at the in-the-round Fichandler Theater at D.C.'s Arena Stage are called the vomitoria, or "voms."
Great timing! I opened this chat maybe 30 seconds after leaving a comment at WaPo. It read (and, I hope, still reads), "Thank you, Marc, for validating my philosophy of life: All humans are idiots, but some are more idiotic than others."