Oy.

Hello.

We are in the era of pointless grand gestures. We can’t do anything consequential, so we gesture.

We detest Donald Trump. We detest Elon Musk. We detest Jeffrey Bezos. (I particularly do, for obvious reasons) but there are only limited, pathetic things you can do because you are just a weak nobody fart, like me. You can call Trump “T-Rump.” You can put bags of warm dog shit on a Tesla in the street. You can silence Kindle. You can boycott Amazon.

Oooh, you can boycott Amazon.