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I also had Mr. Sanford for chemistry at WJ (in 1961-62). About all I remember (beyond general concepts) is his emphasis on the correct spelling of "valence": "If you spell it 'valance,' it's curtains for you."

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Re: ankle monitor bling--it just happened when Anna Delvey appeared on Dancing with the Stars this week! her monitor was bedazzled to match her costume

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Almost all the honorable mentions were wonderful. A couple of them have been done in real life. or suggested, before—but the rest, as I read through them, got better & better as the insanities piled up.

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One of our local Rotary clubs holds an annual 0.5K "Run for the Rest of Us." It runs downtown from one watering hole to another, with a refreshment stop at the halfway point. Participants get a T-shirt and the all-important bumper sticker. Costumes are encouraged (and judged).

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I thought "Cave Core..." had possibilities especially for those on paleo diets. It made me laugh.

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Depends thongs (Lee Graham, Reston, Va.) and Jesse's Welsh Wordle were the best of the rest. Thanks for the imagery I can't unthink, Lee.

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How can someone not know what R is and for what it’s used? Have you never had to deal with any ideal gas?

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Have you never had to deal with a normal human being?

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I’m an engineer dammit, so probably not. Still, it should be obviously to even the most casual observer what it is. The rest is left as an exercise for the student.

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Well I'm a casual observer and I don't even know what you're talking about.

Are you talking about Rhenium?

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I think Jeff is kidding. He regularly pokes fun at his own nerdiness.

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R is the gas constant in the ideal gas law from high school chemistry (PV=nRT).

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Even if Batavia Muckdogs is a name that is arguably more dignified than Piedmont Boll Weevils, the risk of making a typo in the name is unacceptably high!

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on the off chance you haven't seen the Guardian article about aptonyms

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/sep/17/aptronym-job-normative-determinism

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Notice that the Guardian refers to them as “aptronyms”. Must be the British spelling.

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Branching off Frank’s, might be great to have a do-it-yourself colonoscopy.

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Even better: combine "Talk like Jane Austen day" with "Talk like a pirate day".

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Nuclear war. He can now use that for EVERY answer, right?? Wharton should be so proud.

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"You know who also had a shenanegans “type”? Clinton"

If I remember correctly, at least Clinton TRIED to hide it.

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This would have been superior if he had taken her down the stairs with him.

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I didn't find any of this week's winners particularly funny. And related to the third runner up, SNL already had Pre-chewed Charley's, I do find funny.

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I did find Depends thongs funny.

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One of my pet peeves is that the product is really called Depend. There’s no “s” involved.

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Oops, that is our mistake. Lee Graham had it right.

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It's funnier with the "s".

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The singular of "Triscuit" is "Triscuit". Look it up.

And I'm the only person outside Italy who correctly says "cannolo" as the singular for "cannoli". I once parlayed that into an S.I. Ink.

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me too!

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