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Sam Mertens's avatar

Burn, baby, burn.

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Pat Myers's avatar

I'll put you in touch with Craig.

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Sam Mertens's avatar

It’s a quality piece of work, done of a subject that will never grace my walls.

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Sasquatch's avatar

I was hoping you'd choose that option

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Sam Mertens's avatar

Wasn’t even close.

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Mandy Worley's avatar

Loved the results today! I always get a little stab of bitterness when I see I didn’t ink, but then I read the results and go, “Oh.”

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Pat Myers's avatar

We had more than 800 entries!

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Mandy Worley's avatar

Wow! Respect! When I see the inkers I understand why I didn’t!

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Noodles & Cabbage's avatar

Michael Stein's BONES IN MY ASHES is the one that made me choke

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Pat Myers's avatar

Presumably it wasn't the crematee speaking.

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Noodles & Cabbage's avatar

IDK I kinda thought it was...

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Marilyn B's avatar

I checked with myself before I made a choice in the poll. Turns out I use both . . . either? . . . one at a time in different contexts. I think when I speak of the fruit it is ahr___, and of the color it is oar___

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Leslie Franson's avatar

same here!

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Pat Myers's avatar

I think this is our fourth Oog the Caveman inking entry.

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Pat Myers's avatar

I think that calling cavemen "Oog" is as old as the hills, but I'm seeing the first Invite entry quoting Mr. Oog as this one from 2009, for diary entries from the past:

10,000 B.C.: The interim program review went well. I asked the tribe to leverage synergies in order to take it to that next level of excellence. Tomorrow we execute my master plan for the mammoth hunt. -- Oog the Caveman (Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn)

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Jesse Frankovich's avatar

Fifth by my count.

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Noodles & Cabbage's avatar

One of my faves

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Jesse Frankovich's avatar

Faves included ACHIES, NINE DOLLARS, WUNCE, and EXTIME.

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David Hartman's avatar

"Orange" is s one-syllable word. The a is silent: (ORNJ).

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

And Tom the Butcher, who is from The Land of the Lost Syllables, pronounces "mirror' as "meer." You are both tragically wrong.

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ChrisD's avatar

MW3 supports the one-syllable ORNJ pronunciation, particularly in rapid speech.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

The noted linguist Eminem has the last word on "orange."

https://youtu.be/WgQI655FqtM

Okay, for a moment forgot where I was... the sixth to last word.

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heydave56's avatar

That lamp... it's a major award!

It must be frahjilay!!!

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Pat Myers's avatar

It's fancier than our typical novel earrings or socks, but it's about as big as your hand.

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Gregory Koch's avatar

“That’s really dumn.” Reminds me of the time someone on the internet told me I was wrong (I was right) then added “Trust me. I knwo.”

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Pat Myers's avatar

It's especially useful when referring to a column someone wrote.

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

I think I invented dumn.

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Linda Bykowski's avatar

I'm short, I always use the lever to raise the seat. Still need a pillow to sit on. The bane of my existence, tall valets.

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JefCon 1's avatar

SUXE has real-world utility.

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Pat Myers's avatar

Agreed -- great neologism.

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Jon Gearhart's avatar

I have a limerick somewhere that rhymed orange with both door hinge and whore minge but never shared it because I knew it didn't really rhyme.

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Wendy's avatar

"...those folks support Trump’s efforts to blow the established order to smithereens. It’s totally fucked them over so why not? Where’s the downside, to them?"

Well, maybe the fact that he has never been shy about his intention to replace the established order with one that favors only himself (and possibly a few others who can be of use to him)

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Gary Tabbert's avatar

Hardbitten journalist? Are you bitten often? Hard? Should it be hyphenated?

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Pat Myers's avatar

Merriam-Webster does hyphenate it. It defines "hard-bitten" as "seasoned or steeled by difficult experience :tough."

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Suzanne S Barnhill's avatar

There are a couple of seasons of the year in which I mainline throat lozenges. Obviously, it is some sort of allergic reaction that makes my throat itchy or raw. I also quite recently learned the twist opening trick. Furthermore, you can then insert the wrapper in your mouth and draw it out between your teeth to eject the contents.

The reason I hadn't previously discovered this is probably that until recently I had been using the original lozenges (a generic Walmart version of Hall's honey-lemon), which had sugar. One time I could find only sugarless, which I expected to be ghastly but in fact were quite acceptable, so I have continued buying them. The unexpected bonus is that they don't become glued to the wrapper when carried around in my purse for a time (which made it necessary sometimes to peel the wrapper off in small, sticky fragments).

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