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Pat Myers's avatar

In case you were wondering about the photos: Substack gives us access to the Getty agency's otherwise pricey archive of both news photos and "creative" stock photos (ones created in a studio for use in advertising, etc.) and we chose a mix of wacky (i.e., the dog at the typewriter) and the sort of blank (e.g., two women looking at each other), to allow for a lot of variety and creativity.

A. The dog at the typewriter is "Petra, the Alsatian [German Shepherd] dog from the B.B.C's children's programme, 'Blue Peter' " in 1964. She is indeed described as answering her fan mail.

B. The bored-looking crowd is at an Australian real estate auction in 2005.

C. The "weird White guy" is yet another Australian photo, described as a "ratbag orator" in Sydney in 1979.

E. The men sharing a joke are actually at a funeral, though not Arnold Palmer's (as Steve Geist would have us think). It's of a local government official, Lord John Prescott, in Hull, England, earlier this year, and these people are British Home Secretary Yvette Cooper (seen from the back) and husband Ed Balls (not clear which one he is), and Secretary of State for Defence,John Healey.

F. A stock photo.

G. Judith Kutasi, left, and Angel Blue in "Aida" at the Metropolitan Opera this past January.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Yep, plenty of Balls in pic E. Ed is the Balls between Prescott's fingers.

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Pat Myers's avatar

Hi, everyone! I don't monitor the regular Q&A entry form, but I'll hang out for a while in the comments thread (and will check in during the rest of the day) to answer questions, hate mail, etc.

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Mark Raffman's avatar

Arnie Palmer’s funeral was a much superior take to an entry I submitted. Hats off!

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Judy Freed's avatar

Art Grinath's young Bernie Sanders made me laugh out loud!

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Hortense of Gotham City's avatar

Yes! me too.

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Hildy Zampella's avatar

"Maestro Bob conducts the Sarasota Symphony Dorkestra. (Jesse Frankovich)". Jesse- I will have you know that the Sarasota ORCHESTRA is a highly-regarded organization! https://www.sarasotaorchestra.org/

Sincerely

Hildy Zampella, Sarasota, Florida

(p.s. I'm kidding- funny entry! Not kidding about the orchestra though- they are awesome!)

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Heather Kennedy's avatar

I literally just ordered a finger splint, then read these. None of the ones I looked at had models, though.

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Bjorn Toulouse's avatar

I like dorkestra and Arnold Palmer's funeral. And I admired Gary Crockett's usage of the same caption for two photos.

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Pat Myers's avatar

Yes! Because we shuffle all the entries together alphabetically (without their writers' names) -- and in caption contests, we judge the entries for each picture separately -- it took us a while to see the two complementary entries. That's why we strongly advise against a move like this.

But in Gary's case, we thought the caption for Picture E was funny enough to make the shortlist ... and then we saw the mirror-image caption for Picture F as well, and realized that the real humor was in pairing them. Fortunately, we could run the two entries almost adjacent to each other. A daring move that paid off.

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Bernie Burson's avatar

I laughed heartily at "... thank God I wasn't you-know-what-ing!"

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Sasquatch's avatar

I'm pleased to see that Tom Witte continues his unequaled record of entries that are in questionable taste. My kind of humor.

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Pat Myers's avatar

Let's say that we were not surprised to discover the author of that particular joke. Mr. W has been sending us unprintable humor virtually every week since Week 7 of The Style Invitational, 32 years ago.

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Richard Alexander's avatar

I laughed out loud at Aida's "white after Labor Day." The four winners elicited only mild chuckles.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Gene's culinary mantra, "Someone is eating that somewhere," should be well-realized on this trip. Assuming he avoids the ever present curries in Cape Town (often disguised), he should be in his element with "Walkie Talkies," boiled, seasoned chicken heads and feet and, "Skilpadjies," barbecued lamb's or sheep's liver wrapped in caul fat. Then on to Turkey, where one may dine on koç yumurtası (ram’s tesitcles), tavuk göğsü ( a milk pudding made with shredded chicken breast), Şırdan (stuffed sheep stomach) and Yoğurtlu Makarna (spaghetti with yogurt).

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Sam Mertens's avatar

Already questioning my poll vote (not sayin’) because I could have given it to several of them (still not sayin’).

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Pat Myers's avatar

You mean yours?

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Sam Mertens's avatar

Nope. I was talking specifically about the poll options.

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Hortense of Gotham City's avatar

"pesky neck wattle" made me laugh

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David Smith's avatar

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

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