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Six Things That Are Worse than Trump Winning…

Leprosy

Carrie: The Musical — a Broadway musical based on Stephen King's novel Carrie

Global thermonuclear war

American voters

Putin winning

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Karen Reznek's avatar

Uh, Putin won this election.

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Pecos Slim's avatar

Indubitably. And that is worse than Trump winning.

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Suzanne S Barnhill's avatar

Leprosy is curable now, right? You can't cure stupid.

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Sasquatch's avatar

But the ballcaps sure make it easy to identify.

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Seth Christenfeld's avatar

I have seen Carrie: The Musical, and it is much, much, much better than Trump.

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Hortense of Gotham City's avatar

Next up: "Trump: The Musical"

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Seth Christenfeld's avatar

Part of my job is reading scripts of musicals in development, and a couple of years ago I received a TRUMP: THE MUSICAL, which came with no music because the score was intended to be improvised every night to reflect his disordered mind.

It was funny then, less so now.

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CathyP's avatar

This makes me think of "John Walker, the Musical" which a cousin of mine co-wrote for the NY Fringe Festival in 2004 (John Walker being John Walker Lindh aka the American Taliban)

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Horace LaBadie's avatar

The only thing worse than t***p being elected is t***p actually taking office.

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Germaine's avatar

I’m coming to terms with the fact that 13 million people decided to sit this one out. It’s devastating. Since the 2016 elections I’ve handwritten at least 1500 postcards to voters in various states. I’ve talked about voting to anyone I have any influence over. And yet, here we have millions of people who apparently just could t be bothered.

Also, I had to drive by JDVances house today (he’s in my neighborhood of Del Ray) and he is back at this home with about 10 government vehicles clogging up the streets. How is this unqualified jerk now our VP elect?

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Uhm. Votes by ignorant, bigoted bugwits?

Or was that rhetorical?

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Gregory Dunn's avatar

He was out for a morning stroll a couple of weeks ago along Commonwealth with eight of his buddies wearing earpieces, including a K-9 handler and black SUVs with government plates every other block along the route. I would not want that life.

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stephen dudzik's avatar

Creepy crawlers: Spider crickets, aka camel crickets.

Daddy Longlegs are in the words of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, mostly harmless.

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Hortense of Gotham City's avatar

Camel crickets are also harmless, even as it doesn't feel that way when your basement is full of them.

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Sam Mertens's avatar

And yet I have to rescue my spouse from them whenever they make an appearance.

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Hortense of Gotham City's avatar

They are horrific, agreed. But still: harmless, other than the harm one inflicts on self in efforts to avoid.

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CathyP's avatar

I'll see your camel crickets and raise you a bunch of mutant centipedes that the exterminator said were the "largest I've ever seen."

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Helena Handbasket's avatar

As Andy Borowitz wrote in yesterday's Borotwitz Report:

"Could Tuesday’s election results have been any worse?

"Well, what if, instead of 51 percent, the Republican nominee had won 59 percent? Or 61 percent? And what if he had won 49 states?

"Those aren’t hypotheticals. Those were the results of the 1972 and 1984 landslides that reelected Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan.

"With thumping victories like those, what could possibly go wrong for the winners?

"If history’s any guide, some nasty surprises await Donald Trump."

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Sasquatch's avatar

And the public will suffer the consequences. Shit flows downhill.

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Gregory Dunn's avatar

The trickle down effect!

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Suzanne S Barnhill's avatar

Kudos to someone who knows how to use quotation marks correctly! (And probably knows that "kudos" is singular.)

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

"Kudos" is/are both singular and plural as are many other dual or irregular nouns thanks to the crazy quilt of English rules and exceptions.

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Suzanne S Barnhill's avatar

I refuse to acknowledge a plural. :)

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Deborah's avatar

From Merriam Webster:

"Kudos looks like it means “more than one kudo,” but it didn’t begin that way. Kudos is one of a number of Greek-derived English nouns ending in -os; like pathos, kudos is a mass noun. There are no subdivisions in the idea of kudos, and the term is used with some, not a. What separates kudos from pathos, however, is that it is often interpreted as plural, with its -s getting clipped off and kudo being applied as a singular noun, as in “a kudo to anyone who remembers that kudos is not a plural noun.”"

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

While MW is not the ultimate authority, I do note this entry for "kudo" there elsewhere: "Some commentators hold that since kudos is a singular word it cannot be used as a plural and that the word kudo is impossible. But kudo does exist; it is simply one of the most recent words created by back-formation from another word misunderstood as a plural. Kudos was introduced into English in the 19th century; it was used in contexts where a reader unfamiliar with Greek could not be sure whether it was singular or plural. By the 1920s it began to appear as a plural, and about 25 years later kudo began to appear. It may have begun as a misunderstanding, but then so did cherry and pea."

In any event, in actual usage "kudos" has come to be regarded as both the plural ("accolades") and singular ("honor/glory").

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Helena Handbasket's avatar

Thanks! I actually had to think a sec before I put them in.

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Suzanne S Barnhill's avatar

What I see more often (incorrectly, of course) is quotation marks just at the beginning and end of the entire quote or at the beginning AND end of every paragraph.

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Helena Handbasket's avatar

I just thought, "How does a multi-paragraph conversation look in a book?" and went from there.

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Suzanne S Barnhill's avatar

Provided you read the right books. I have the misfortune to read a lot of books evidently written (and edited, if at all) by people who've either never read a book or never paid any attention to how books are put together.

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Sasquatch's avatar

I did not know this rule. Thank you both for the grammar lesson.

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Steve Geist's avatar

"I love and respect you all of you, and fear none of you, except one of you, and you know who you are." Is it Pat? It has to be Pat, right? Pretty sure it's Pat.

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

It's Pat. She owns me.

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Lynne Larkin's avatar

I regret that nobody thinks it's me.

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Gene Weingarten's avatar

It's also you.

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Sam Mertens's avatar

I wouldn’t want people to fear me. They might then set up defenses and take precautions to make it harder to get at them. I’d prefer they think of me as harmless and amiable right up until that last moment.

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Sasquatch's avatar

I like the way you think.

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Sam Mertens's avatar

I assure you, they’re just the friendly thoughts of a guy who wouldn’t hurt anybody.

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Oh, look over there! A squirrel!

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JScott's avatar

Yeah, most of us aren’t having a good week. Hang in there - we’ll be here when you get your sea legs back. SEA legs, not see legs

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Bill Dorner's avatar

Fear of Daddy Longlegs? Oh, my.

In slightly related news, at age 8, my eldest daughter called, “Dad! There’s a spider in my room!”

I replied, “I thought you weren’t afraid of anything.”

She explained, “Yeah, but I don’t like arachnids.”

She was always precocious. Now she is a PhD.

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Horace LaBadie's avatar

Not really sure why Gene was terrified by Fred Astaire. Daddy Long Legs being in love with Leslie Caron seems rather charming.

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JefCon 1's avatar

I'm going to disagree with number one on the list. The end of the age of the dinosaurs led the way towards the Cenozoic Era and the age of mammals with an incredible rise in diversity. Why all the hate?

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JefCon 1's avatar

Instead of hating on the dawn of the Cenozoic Era, why not focus on the dawn of the Disco Era?

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Ed Rorie's avatar

If the dinosaur era hadn’t ended there would have been no mammals, and without mammals there would have been no Trump.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Sorry, don't think he has actually been classified yet. Last word is taxonomists are leaning toward Reptilia.

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BigDaddy52's avatar

Or feces.

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Sasquatch's avatar

Some are leaning toward the Diptera order. In particular, chochliomyia homninivorax.

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Mary Morgan's avatar

After reading about this little lovely, perhaps RFKs sweet little worm will invite a few in to share his B&B

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JefCon 1's avatar

Mammals and dinosaurs co-existed

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Thus...?

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JefCon 1's avatar

The supposition that if dinosaurs had continued to exist, there would be no mammals is flawed.

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Gregory Dunn's avatar

And there is evidence that birds evolved from dinosaurs.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Strikes me the Orange Scourge is of a magnitude to deserve his own "Age." You know, like the "Dark Ages." "Age of Age," comes to mind. "Age of Treason" also works, but I have to give a nod to the metaphorically apt and nicely succinct, "The Period."

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Steve Taylor's avatar

Trump is invertebrate.

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Dr. Mardy Grothe's avatar

As big as your head??? Could that be true?

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JefCon 1's avatar

He didn't specify which anatomical head.

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Dr. Mardy Grothe's avatar

Good point!

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Lynne Larkin's avatar

MORE bad to the week - ffs, karma, ease up on the people we really need to be here right now and forever.

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William Pifer-Foote's avatar

Remember the difference between a spider and a daddy long legs (or “harvestman”): Spiders have 8 legs and two body segments; daddy long legs have 8 legs and one body segments.

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Laura S the tall accordionist's avatar

So, not all vertebrate life died with the dinosaurs, and things went on (birds being among them), so yes, it was the end of the world for the big lizards but not all of us… and somehow this gives me comfort. Things may be terrible for a long time and awful for our children and it may even be the end of civilization or humans… but somewhere some little animal will make it through and become… something?

Right now it feels like unmitigated disaster and perhaps it is, for me and mine and us. And yet often someone somewhere finds a way.

Yes I am one of those analytical types to just has to chew and chew on something. Particularly if the something is not the big terrible thing I’m actually anxious and sad and furious over.

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