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Six Things That Are Worse than Trump Winning…

Leprosy

Carrie: The Musical — a Broadway musical based on Stephen King's novel Carrie

Global thermonuclear war

American voters

Putin winning

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Uh, Putin won this election.

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Indubitably. And that is worse than Trump winning.

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Leprosy is curable now, right? You can't cure stupid.

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But the ballcaps sure make it easy to identify.

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I have seen Carrie: The Musical, and it is much, much, much better than Trump.

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Next up: "Trump: The Musical"

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Part of my job is reading scripts of musicals in development, and a couple of years ago I received a TRUMP: THE MUSICAL, which came with no music because the score was intended to be improvised every night to reflect his disordered mind.

It was funny then, less so now.

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This makes me think of "John Walker, the Musical" which a cousin of mine co-wrote for the NY Fringe Festival in 2004 (John Walker being John Walker Lindh aka the American Taliban)

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