Ah, so you have arisen. In staying with the day's theme, it probably has not escaped notice that to ensure he remains as offensive as possible, Orange 1 is now hawking the King Donald version of the Bible. This, of course, is the Very Newest Testament, not just New or heaven forfend, Old. The perfect training Bible for someone planning t…
Ah, so you have arisen. In staying with the day's theme, it probably has not escaped notice that to ensure he remains as offensive as possible, Orange 1 is now hawking the King Donald version of the Bible. This, of course, is the Very Newest Testament, not just New or heaven forfend, Old. The perfect training Bible for someone planning to lie under oath. Among my favorite verses from it are:
* "And He looked down upon them and spake thusly: send me more money. And be quick about it."
* "And he cast his bread upon the waters and it came back to him as soggy bread."
* And He so hated Fred, that He gave him Donald. And Donald was fruitful and he multiplied...his net worth (for loans) a hundredfold. And He looked down and said, "What hath I wrought?"
Does anyone remember CM Kornbluth? I believe this was from "The Space Merchants" as quoted: " "'Always assume mankind is essentially merciful; nothing else explains why crooks are regularly returned to office.' If you know as little of Philosophy as you do of decency, Brother, I should explain that a crook is an implement formerly used by good shepherds and in this case stands, by a figure of speech, for the good shepherd himself."
As a straight book is interpreted for the "believes."
Ah, so you have arisen. In staying with the day's theme, it probably has not escaped notice that to ensure he remains as offensive as possible, Orange 1 is now hawking the King Donald version of the Bible. This, of course, is the Very Newest Testament, not just New or heaven forfend, Old. The perfect training Bible for someone planning to lie under oath. Among my favorite verses from it are:
* "And He looked down upon them and spake thusly: send me more money. And be quick about it."
* "And he cast his bread upon the waters and it came back to him as soggy bread."
* And He so hated Fred, that He gave him Donald. And Donald was fruitful and he multiplied...his net worth (for loans) a hundredfold. And He looked down and said, "What hath I wrought?"
And if you order in the next X minutes you'll get, as a bonus, an edition of the Apocrypha with an insert explaining the apocryphal stolen election.
But wait, there's more. You'll also receive a set of Jinsu knives, with instructions for their use: stand down and stand by.
Does anyone remember CM Kornbluth? I believe this was from "The Space Merchants" as quoted: " "'Always assume mankind is essentially merciful; nothing else explains why crooks are regularly returned to office.' If you know as little of Philosophy as you do of decency, Brother, I should explain that a crook is an implement formerly used by good shepherds and in this case stands, by a figure of speech, for the good shepherd himself."
As a straight book is interpreted for the "believes."