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Never have I ever gone to a Disney theme park even though I currently live less than two hours from Orlando. I’m inordinately proud of this.

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I have never purchased a vehicle with an automatic transmission.

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I wish today's poll had more choices. The idea doesn't suck, but it's not brilliant, either.

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never have I ever seen any variation of frozen, live or on any screen. Yet. I am sure there are people in my gen x age group who have seen every disney animated movie that came out in our lifetimes , or at least since our adolescence.

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Never before have I described a Pool poll answer choice as "brilliant." And likely will never again. Leading the witnesses, your honor.

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I think that Rachel is less than 40 years old. Age seems to be a quantity rather than a number, so, just as you wouldn't say, "I paid fewer than $40 for this [whatever]," she is not fewer than 40 years old.

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Never voted for Trump.

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How about "Only once have I ..."

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Born and raised in the South, more than 70 years old, never seen or read 'Gone With the Wind'.

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Never have I ever paid an insane amount to attend a charity fundraiser, especially if it requires dressing up (in clothes I don't have). I'd much rather just give the amount as a straight donation.

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Never have I ever gone to a pro football game or watched an entire game on tv. I hate football.

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Never have I ever wanted to watch My Dinner With Andre again.

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I was never spanked in school. In my high school class in Texas only one other student could say that. One time i missed it because the teacher had been a car crash and declined.

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never have I ever seen an entire hockey game, either live or on TV.

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This is, I hate the word, but, an eclectic crowd. We’ll probably read of a lot of common middle class pleasures avoided.

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never have I ever bought ice cream cones from the supermarket or put ice cream in a cone instead of a bowl at home. Ice cream cones are for ice cream parlors! It never occurred to me to buy ice cream cones until I saw them in the supermarket and realized it was possible to make them at home. Still a no go. Not worth the effort.

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