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Jennifer Elsea's avatar

I was once the subject (a quid?) of a bribery attempt after I got in trouble with the law for hitting a lamppost with my dad’s ‘69 Firebird. The car lacked power steering and I was just learning to drive, so I misjudged. No injuries, although the lamp bulb shattered. A local judge told my dad, an unbelievably straight-laced dad who happened to also be a journalist, that he could “make the whole thing go away” if my dad made sure certain allegations of corruption would not be the subject of any news stories. My dad of course refused, and later testified against the judge to help get his sorry derrière ousted. Sadly, the whole thing did not go away for me, and I had to pay $100 for a new bulb and also write an essay about the importance of yielding right-of-way to stationary objects, or something.

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Just Lil Ole Me's avatar

The title of your article made me think that it would be very interesting if, for example, SNL were to play Trump as Marlon Brando’s Godfather…..

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