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The real answer is that the tabs are a design improvement initiated by Old Bay Seasoning to facilitate crab consumption.

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Nov 28, 2023·edited Nov 28, 2023

I spent 2 weeks as an archeology volunteer in the Cook Islands (sand & more sand!). Umu kai nearly every day -- no wandering pig or goat was safe. And the seafood of every kind of was incomparably fresh and good. Imagine our surprise when the old Navy vet in our group whipped out an Old Bay tin and sullied this perfection! We could not persuade him to try the fish as is, and he said he never went anywhere without his tin.

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It could have been a bottle of catsup.

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Aye-yi-yi!!!

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For the munificent god crowd, I'd add that the color change ⅓ the way up the Washington Monument is the high water mark from Noah's flood!

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I'm sure it has to do with the crabs getting involved with Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

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Don't believe the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs have tabs on their bellies.

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Yes they do

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Well, you're one up on me. Never saw them without their uniforms.

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I would have liked different answer options, like, "None of the above", or "A coincidence".

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Or humans evolved for the express purpose of eating crabs.

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are you sure those aren't just the crabs' genitalia?

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But are we in Belgium? If so, it must be Tuesday.

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…if it’s Wednesday, this must be Rome…

Thanks for the ear worm!

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