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The real answer is that the tabs are a design improvement initiated by Old Bay Seasoning to facilitate crab consumption.

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For the munificent god crowd, I'd add that the color change ⅓ the way up the Washington Monument is the high water mark from Noah's flood!

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I'm sure it has to do with the crabs getting involved with Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

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Don't believe the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs have tabs on their bellies.

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I would have liked different answer options, like, "None of the above", or "A coincidence".

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are you sure those aren't just the crabs' genitalia?

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But are we in Belgium? If so, it must be Tuesday.

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