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Also, that poem. Damn.

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I voted the President Wilson one as funnier. While the second smacks you hard in the face like slapstick, it’s obviously a typo. The first at least suggests, through its suggestiveness, an element of subversive intentionality.

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Agreed. But I think it is close.

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I did have to think about it.

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They're both excellent. I too hesitated.

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Hey, I like slapstick, too.

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I enjoyed reading your reasoning for choosing the first one. I chose the second one because of the sheer unexpectedness of it. For me, humor of the unexpected is a great joy.

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Excellent counterpoint.

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while the second typo is indeed shocking, I voted for the first one because it makes you giggle every time you read it, and the second one is a word I find so disgusting that it takes the humor out of the mistake.

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The second is funnier because the cutline will be read by children and their parents will need to explain

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Kids don't read newspapers (hardly any adults do nowadays), but some parents might have had to explain why they were giggling over a story in the October 9, 1993, Fairhope (Alabama) Courier. A front-page article headlined “Brick pavers on the way” described a Centennial project for personalized brick pavers to be placed on downtown streets. The first paragraph concluded: “We’ll let you know just when this is planned; I’m sure you’ll want to be on hand to watch your special prick being laid into place.”

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Last year my teenage son expressed incredulity as he read aloud a vanity license plate: 99CNTS. “It says 99 CENTS,” I corrected him, “and you need to be real careful before you let that word out of your mouth ever again.”

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I'm surprised that passed the censors. I can't now remember where I read it, but I read an article recently about how [some state] employs [some large number of] picky people just to review requested vanity plates to make sure they don't say anything objectionable. Wait, here it is (it's Michigan and 25): https://view.nl.npr.org/?qs=0dcb7da4639ef085a537bed74035dc0b87a96971073ce644d2c7233acabf1bc9b07f9366a5ea768901a4f24ce58f0bc1377b7a6fec15136c50cba39b5e6ced2fb079a50adaeedbc495bb680823a63bf6

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It was at an auto show, the car was indoors, and I don’t know if it was truly a state issued license or not. And by now I’ve forgotten the state. I did see “TIH5 WA” on a plate on the road once, and couldn’t figure out what the owner thought he’d won by getting that through. Yes, I’m assuming it was a he.

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What was the problem with AA00A?

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Beats me. Maybe if you make a big donation to NPR they’ll give you a hint.

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I believe the plates used as an illustration are just samples, as shown at https://www.michigan.gov/sos/vehicle/license-plates (though the university plates shown at https://www.michigan.gov/sos/vehicle/license-plates/university-plate-options are now using SAMPL instead.

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I do not understand this. Please give me a hint.

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sdrawkcab ti daeR

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I'm puzzled, too. Twice lately I've seen a local plate saying SYDVISH. Seems unlikely to be a Sid Vicious fan (and a far-fetched spelling), but I can't think of any other explanation. A Google search turns up some iffy-looking sites. A search for TISH WA finds someone named Tish Washington and obits for a Barbara Tish in Washington state.

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Cut line?

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Journo talk for byline.

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Oh. Thought maybe it was missing an 'n'.

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No, journo jargon for caption.

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Sorry, that's what I meant!

Gad.

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For me, The Count is funnier, hands down. The picture makes all the difference.

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So did you cook the chicken?

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Yep.

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Good.

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Yes, but first he had to choke it a few times.

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I don’t believe a correction was ever issued for the WWI headline "French push bottles up German rear"

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I have read that President Wilson, who looked so dignified, was horny as all get-out. When he and Edith Bolling Galt were dating, apparently they couldn’t wait to hop into bed. As a result, the first typo is not only funny, but it has the benefit of being accurate.

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This may explain why Heinlein's main protagonist was Woodrow Wilson Smith. AKA Lazarus Long.

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I searched for Herman Gold obituary Florida. There are more than two Herman Golds (unsurprisingly). Can you lead us to the correct one? Sounds like an interesting guy!

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None of the ones that come up!

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Sep 7·edited Sep 7

Is any more of Mr. Gold's writing online? The only relevant result of a web search for "herman gold miami herald" was this page.

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There is. I will publish them over time.

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