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The bigger the landslide, the more he'll insist that it was rigged. "Maybe -- unlikely, but maybe -- I could have lost, but no way (way!) would I have lost by that much! Obviously, nefarious activities by the Dems!"

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He'll blame the vote tally on all the "bad hombres" flooding over the southern border.

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The poll is easy. Remember, Trump even complained that he had been cheated in 2016, in an election THAT HE WON!

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Seems to me, what's really pissing off Orange 1 (at least until he forgets and moves on to the next slight) is he's getting outZoomed by all manner of groups for Harris. Suggest his people may want him to at least look competitive and recruit his own identity groups like: "Malignant Narcissists for Trump," "Escaped Convicts for Trump." "The 10 Defense Attorneys Who Aren't Presently Working for Trump for Trump," and, "Just Plain Aholes for Trump."

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"Minions for Trump?"

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They are of the same color palette.

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Please, not Minions!!

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All that I can say is that when Trump loses, I wouldn't want to be J D Vance.

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I would have gone to the restroom, removed the bad underwear and tossed them in the trash! Then carried on with the rendezvous. I can't think of an attractive senator, though, historical or current.

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I disagree that any of these humans are/were attractive. JFK Jr was the only one that ever did much for me. I don't like sandy men. I don't know what Tulsi used to look like but now she's more filler than face.

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Outside the Senate, in the House: Tulsi Gabbard (god help me). At least until she revealed her political positions. But now she is just a wandering fruitcake in the wilderness.

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Gary Hart.

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JFK was quite handsome, and a bit of a player.

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I'm surprised ANYONE thinks Trump will admit he lost. Even if he received exactly 0 Electoral College votes he would demand that the results be overturned.

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If appearances count, I expect Biden has more of a future than Trump. But who wants Vance? He really seems unprepared. But Trump looks to be in the last stages of something or is really taking too many uppers or both. Who are his "minders?" Reminds me of the last days of Howard Hughes.

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Who wants Vance? Definitely not his mother.

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"Even their friends do not like them."

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Up to the point in the story where the word “bed” appears, I had wrongfully envisioned a scene involving a gloryhole.

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Thank you.

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Some people call me a hopeless romantic. Other people abbreviate that somewhat.

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too bad you are emphasizing the romantic angle in your quest for a story. I have one that is body part related, so doesn't qualify. It involves a kitten though, the 4 legged kind.

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You could share that story right here in the comments. Meow.

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Your sexual experience had me shaking like jello with silent laughter!

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