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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Looks like an incidental "Not-the-Invitational" caption opportunity. How about I start things off with, "We're gonna need a bigger diaper!"

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Pecos Slim's avatar

"We're gonna need a booger dabber."

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Lairbo's avatar

Anyone taking bets on whether the J6 Choir belts out "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" at the Kennedy Center?

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Jane Kidwell's avatar

They’ll probably get an award!

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Lynn Brezina's avatar

The Georgia Townhall meeting video had me up out of my chair cheering!!

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Guin's avatar

Woot. Go, Roswell Woman.

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Mark Asquino's avatar

Trump also changed the name to the “Dissolute Desk”.

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Amy Cohen's avatar

I think we now know how to direct our movement: “brand” everything Trump! GET OUT YOUR FINGERS…

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ChrisD's avatar

J6 Choir at the Kennedy Center? There goes one of my entries to Week 111's Ask Backwards contest.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Ah yes, the question for the answer: "It's kind of like farting in an elevator." 😂

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Yet another caption: "X marks his spot on the Resolute Desk after expressing his feeling about the man sitting behind it with the well-known hand gesture beloved of four-year-olds"

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Mark Asquino's avatar

Trump pissed his pants while Musk was droning on, so they also had to replace the chair.

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Gary E Masters's avatar

Interesting times, to be sure. But I never expected these details. They all point to a very immature person who think of nothing at all but revenge. This choir will be the laughingstock. And they do not deserve what they will get. Nobody does. But it will come. I bet SNL roast them.

On the other hand, if Trump were to have enemies in the White House, they might feed these ideas to him. Even Musk might be leading him "down the garden path" to ruin. As if he needs help.

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Kitchen Cynic's avatar

Perhaps the young mini-Musk is being groomed to be the next Henry Kissinger.

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/henry_kissinger_picks_his_nose

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Another "Not-the-Invitational" caption: "X marks the spot." Which leads me to the conclusion that Elmo the Mental has already effed up one X, what's one more, eh? Started at the beginning when he named the kid, X Æ A-Xii.

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Susan Bodiker's avatar

I'm a glutton for punishment. The Caroline Kitchener story is a gut punch, but not unexpected. The headline, whose subtlety escaped me until just now, is a gift!

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Robot Bender's avatar

I'm surprised she stayed that long. I imagine it wasn't a fun time for her. I wish her well in the future.

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Susan Bodiker's avatar

Me too. I gave up on WaPo when they spiked the endorsement. It seems to have fallen into an abyss.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Same here.

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

As a fondling member, I welcome all the news that fits. So, can we assume that "J/6 Choir" will take the stage name of the "Prisonaires?" Or maybe the "Slammers?" Abortion? With the SAVE Act, which would disenfranchise tens of millions of American voters, and an estimated 69M married women, there would obviously be no need to worry about choice anymore. Better to leave that in the hands of amateur statehouse obstetricians. Certainly no reason to have an award-winning and experienced reporter on the beat. In fact, why have the beat at all?

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Susan Bodiker's avatar

"Fondling" member???

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Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Yes, a little publicized original benefit of forking over 100 bucks to join the Pool club. Also provided for three free visits a month to Gene's "OnlyFans" site.

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Susan Bodiker's avatar

Got it! 😮

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elizardbeth's avatar

I joined the day this substack started and I approve of this nickname!

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Gary E Masters's avatar

As much as I want to be a "Founding Member" I have a tight budget and just do not see how it can fit. Perhaps at my birthday in July. It is a significant investment.

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Not Simple, Ever's avatar

I declare an alternate-naming contest, "Men at $1.00/hour institutional Work"..."Breaking Stones," "The First Sedition.", "The Fifth Delusion," "The Caged Johns,"...

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Gary E Masters's avatar

Item 1 J6 Choir: Looks like they are "putting the band together again?" Graduates together for future government work? Nixon had his Miami cohorts.

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Leslie Franson's avatar

My sister-in-law sent us the video of Musk's son doing the picking and smearing and we loved it! Watching Trump's expression was worth it.

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