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That was really good writing, where we think Buster was some King of the Road type dude, and then you tell us without telling us, otherwise. I am a cat person, and clearly, you are a dog person. Nothing wrong with that at all, but I'm glad to see a cat honored on The Gene Pool. I'm always glad to see a cat honored, period.

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Peanut butter M&Ms. Peanut M&Ms are just a false start on the evolutionary path to the peanut butter ones.

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But the actual peanut kind are crunchy, so that makes them better.

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I like the peanut ones because they last longer. You can first suck off the candy coating, then the chocolate, and then you get to the crunchy peanut. But... a cautionary tale: I was once playing bridge with my family (a lost form of entertainment, sadly), and was eating peanuts from a bowl between my mother and me. At some point, I observed to the table that the peanuts were kind of damp. My mother, brought to tears with laughter, told me that dish is where she was placing her M&M peanuts that she didn't like to chew with her dentures. That was Mom, gross but funny.

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And both of them count as dinner because they contain protein

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“Very few cities achieve metonymy.”

Mecca for being a mecca for something.

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Timbuktu for a faraway place.

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Well, there is Mecca.

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What a wonderful and moving story. As a lifelong pet lover, it brought tears. Thank you Gene and Rachel.

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Reese's THINS - frozen. I eat three in bed every night just before I drift off. I don't know why, but it became a routine, and I love it. My husband laughs because I sometimes wake up with an orange piece of plastic stuck to my cheek.

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He's only laughing because he has gotten away with sticking an orange wrapper to your cheek AGAIN.

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What’s really good is plain m&m’s mixed together with salted peanuts. Way better than peanut m&m’s.

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Backed another losing candidate. I thought Jesse best because it lets you extend the name when calling the dog home. Jeeeeesseeeee.

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My reasoning as well.

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I voted for Peanut M&Ms, but I REALLY like Snickers, too, but with so many fake teeth now, it REALLY sticks to them.

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I didn't vote for any of these, because I don't like milk chocolate -- I like dark chocolate. Several years ago, Mars came out with a version of M&Ms consisting of almonds dipped in dark chocolate and covered with a candy shell, but I guess they didn't go over that well -- they disappeared quickly.

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I was torn between plain M&Ms (in my prime--when in my cups--I once ate a whole bag) and Snickers, but, like you, I prefer dark chocolate, so my usual desert is one Hershey Special Dark Nugget (plain, though the ones with almonds are good, too). My husband has small York peppermint patties, snack-size Heath bars, and milk chocolate Nuggets.

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Reese's now comes in dark chocolate. It is the only version worth buying.

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The dark chocolate peanut butter cup from Trader Joe’s is amazing.

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Snickers was my go-to lunchtime dessert for most of my youth, but I could write a whole Cole Porter song about the various virtues and shortcomings of every candy bar I ever ate (Almond Joy so exotic, PayDay salty but brutal, Zagnut kind of dry and hairy). From among this question’s options, my answer was peanut M&Ms, although I also love peanut butter M&Ms. And I am old enough to have once had a habit of dropping Lance peanuts into bottles of RC Cola.

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To be accurate, neither women nor people of color elected Trump. A majority of both groups voted against him. There might be subgroups that did, but the group did not.

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Yes my thought exactly. Some women and people of color may have voted for him, but it took a village — led in numbers and in spirit by stupid white people — to *elect* him.

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I was a peanut M&M person until fairly recently. There is something about the smush of a peanut butter cup and the slightly gritty paste that collects in one’s molars that is very comforting to me.

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I love Reeses cups best. My mother loved peanut m&ms. Those and chiclets helped her kick cigarettes. Soft spot for snickers, too. A snickers bar from the minibar was one of the best meals I ever had. It was dinner after a 24 hour plane flight to Singapore.

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That was a lovely story about Buster. 💙

I am sorry to hear your neighborhood is changing, and not for the better…

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Oh clock god: Am I an idiot for not knowing that I needed to move the pendulum to the side to start a grandfather clock? A clock repairman talked me through speeding up a clock we inherited. After I adjusted it, it stopped working, and I freaked out a little. He said “you didn’t know you had to move the pendulum to the side?!”

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The only one of those four that I would enjoy would be a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Life is too short to waste time (and calories) on the waxy crap that Mars Inc. claims is chocolate.

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Name that canine: I was just about to throw out Wookiee or Skyrizzy. I hope Dexter likes the saxophone.

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Almond M&Ms?

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Only if they're dark chocolate.

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They sell dark chocolate m&ms, and almond m&ms, but not dark chocolate almond m&ms. Unless their website is lying, but that would mean something I read on the internet was wrong.

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