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Tuesday's, Thursdays, and Saturdays?

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I unsubscribed to wapo because they were purchased by a minion of Rupert Murdock. This is a horrible thing and I want to scream about it virtually. I had only just subscribed for money. I am so angry! This ayhole is going to fire all wapo employees.

This is super fucked up.

WTF are we supposed to do if we want actual news?

Maybe you could mention this. Or maybe not because they screwed you over so bad.

Basically, fuck them. Do you have any opinion about this, Gene? Or did they screw you over so bad you just don't care.

I think it is wrong that OUR NATION'S CAPITAL has no major respectable newspaper.

I think this is super fucked up. Pardon my French. Feel free to censor me.

I love you, Gene, even though I am 61 years old and can't stand babies or children, I would have your baby. But you would have to take it away immediately. But that's how awesome I think you are.

Please, provide comments. This is the Best kept secret in Washington but people have zero attention span. DUDE, WE GOTTA FIGHT THIS CRAP!!

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I actually really love circus peanuts. For real. I received some as wedding gifts

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I was pissed when I saw The List in the January 1 Style Section. The Features people flush the SI, but think that The List is worth being the lede for this Sunday's Style section? The Features people need help to cure their cranial-rectal impaction.

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On the subject of (in)antonyms, has our beloved Dr. Sandy Coffin joined yet?

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Apart from his name, (are we even sure about that?) I think we should try to find ANYTHING George Santos said publicly that is actually true.

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Maybe a schedule for chats and contests. My ordered mind yearns for it.

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Hi Gene, it would be great if at least one of the chats could please be in the evening--otherwise by definition the concept automatically excludes all working people who don't have job flexibility, which is a lot of people! (You'd probably get more subscribers that way too... :) ) Thanks very much for considering!

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Dec 28, 2022·edited Dec 28, 2022

So, I paid my subscription -- but nothing's happening! When do the chats start? I want some instant gratification!

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Does this mean we'll finally find out your horrible secret opinion that you would never mention while you worked for the Post?

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I cannot express how incredibly excited I am to finally express in a public forum my preferences vis-a-vis pubic hair grooming.

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Thanks. Would it be easier if I searched for it? Keywords?

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So glad this nonsense will continue.

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Dragging all the usual suspects with you, and by god, TAKE MY MONEY!!

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Jumping the gun a bit, I know, but as a pinko sports fan, I’m interested in my fellow lefties, most of whom are not sports fans, who are consumed by the World Cup. FIFA is an undeniably corrupt organization, second perhaps to the Olympic Committee. They’re putting on a tournament that 6,500 immigrants died to build, in a country that outlaws homosexuality. Most of these folks couldn’t have named three soccer players a month ago, and now they’re glued to their TV screens. Where is the outrage?

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Also, do I recognize the fun work of a beloved artist in your logo?

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