Okay, full transparency: This special auxiliary Sunday Gene Pool has nothing to do with “buttock-stab gangs.” There are no buttock-stab gangs, as far as I know.
What peeves me, you ask ? Why Gene, "Everything is beautiful in its own way." Except for those (insert grawlix here) miscreants who assume the white lines delineating parking spaces in crowded lots or garages are just suggestions. And oh yes --- the grocery delivery service person with seven large orders you're invariably stuck behind with no notice when there are only two checkout aisles open. I know, I know --- everyone gets to earn a living. But do they have to smirk after you've emptied your cart onto the conveyor belt ? And then there's person in front of you being checked out who suddenly remembers they've forgotten the kombucha--- smiles in what is assumed to be an ingratiating way -- then disappears for 20 minutes. Again, invariably, when there are only two aisles open. And don't get me started on the profligate use of ‘not a problem’ and ‘no worries.’ It has gotten to the point where even the French, to whom idioms are like wine, have begun to publicly sneer at ‘pas de souci,’ the Gallic version of what should be a reflexive expression about yourself or the person addressed. And these are just for starters. Let's put it this way --- what DOESN'T piss me off ?
those situations annoy me too. Also, those folks who have collected a large quantity of coupons and go searching for the ones they can use on that day's purchases., often trying to substitute ones they have for ones the store will accept and then getting into a long discussion about making an exception.
And here I was going to murmur something about a beautiful mind when I remembered the authorities have been after you to register it for some time now.
What a strange phenomenon, buttock-stab gangs. Admittedly I was intrigued and concerned for said buttocks across the nation.
Turn signals matter.
#1 People that don’t use turn signals, how am I supposed to know where they’re going without the turn signal?
Knowing where you don’t belong matters.
#2 People that bring a whole shopping cart of groceries to the self checkout when everyone else just has a little basket of groceries to purchase, just let a cashier scan it all at that point.
Particularly annoying is when a can't-be-bothered-to-signaler is coming down the road I'm at a corner waiting to turn left onto. I wait, wait, wait, then he turns off before getting to me.
As far as shoppers at the self checkout, though, if they felt any hope of getting a cashier in the not too distant future, they wouldn't be at the self checkout.
"Floyd Buttock and Enoch Stabb surprised the underworld today by announcing the merger of their previously independent criminal enterprises."
What next in headlines in your (and Biff's) shameless grab for attention ?
* Woman Gives Birth to Republican !
* Musk Names His Hologram New Twitter COO !
* Major Confession ! There Is No Dave Barry Says Weingarten !
* Marjorie Taylor Greene Transitioning To Human Being !?
* Two-time Pulitzer Winner Reveals Favorite Roadkill Recipes !
* Self-gratification To Become Olympic Event
Yeah, this’ll do, Gene.
Readers, take note. THIS is "Biff Wellington."
My pettiest, peeviest pet peeve is people who call cast recordings of musicals "soundtracks." GODDAMMIT MOVIES HAVE SOUNTRACKS
So Buttock-stab gangs aren't a thing, huh?
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/vicious-gangs-stabbing-victims-bum-21110612
Yeah, but this is gang-on-gang buttock stabbing.
And they are coming to America to go after The Gene Pool Gang!
What peeves me, you ask ? Why Gene, "Everything is beautiful in its own way." Except for those (insert grawlix here) miscreants who assume the white lines delineating parking spaces in crowded lots or garages are just suggestions. And oh yes --- the grocery delivery service person with seven large orders you're invariably stuck behind with no notice when there are only two checkout aisles open. I know, I know --- everyone gets to earn a living. But do they have to smirk after you've emptied your cart onto the conveyor belt ? And then there's person in front of you being checked out who suddenly remembers they've forgotten the kombucha--- smiles in what is assumed to be an ingratiating way -- then disappears for 20 minutes. Again, invariably, when there are only two aisles open. And don't get me started on the profligate use of ‘not a problem’ and ‘no worries.’ It has gotten to the point where even the French, to whom idioms are like wine, have begun to publicly sneer at ‘pas de souci,’ the Gallic version of what should be a reflexive expression about yourself or the person addressed. And these are just for starters. Let's put it this way --- what DOESN'T piss me off ?
those situations annoy me too. Also, those folks who have collected a large quantity of coupons and go searching for the ones they can use on that day's purchases., often trying to substitute ones they have for ones the store will accept and then getting into a long discussion about making an exception.
And here I was going to murmur something about a beautiful mind when I remembered the authorities have been after you to register it for some time now.
Aww, it looks like someone has changed the Wikipedia image already!
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/serial-butt-stabber-sought-in-fairfax-county/2099795/
But he wasn't part of a GANG.
What a strange phenomenon, buttock-stab gangs. Admittedly I was intrigued and concerned for said buttocks across the nation.
Turn signals matter.
#1 People that don’t use turn signals, how am I supposed to know where they’re going without the turn signal?
Knowing where you don’t belong matters.
#2 People that bring a whole shopping cart of groceries to the self checkout when everyone else just has a little basket of groceries to purchase, just let a cashier scan it all at that point.
Particularly annoying is when a can't-be-bothered-to-signaler is coming down the road I'm at a corner waiting to turn left onto. I wait, wait, wait, then he turns off before getting to me.
As far as shoppers at the self checkout, though, if they felt any hope of getting a cashier in the not too distant future, they wouldn't be at the self checkout.