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Too bad. With a couple of sexual predators on the Supreme Court, he would have fit right into the Justice System.

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First time he's withdrawn in years.

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This way, he’ll have more time to wash his dirty laundry.

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George Santos may be available.

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Let’s be clear. All this says is that sex with a prostitute who is 17 is worse than being an incompetent who has pledged to be a threat to democracy.

Ken

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Viva Venmo!

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Understand Jeffrey Clark is still available. Believe he is particularly qualified, being under indictment and facing a suspension of his license to practice for at least two years.

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He stated that his candidacy was an “unfair distraction” to the Trump transition. Yes, underage sex was a distraction from all the adult sexual misdeeds that his other cabinet picks have going for them.

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Howard Walderman

My investigation has revealed that new AG nominee Pam Bondi paid Matt Gaetz to have sex with her.

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No actually Pam Bondi had sex with herself which is a third-degree felony in Florida.

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I am figuring that his next pick will be the guy he nominated to be Deputy AG. In other circumstances he might even be competent, but as Trump’s defense counsel, he should disqualify himself from dealing with Trump’s cases. Otherwise, can anyone say Black Sox Scandal?

Ken

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So, who is next for AG? The Menendez bros might be getting out of prison soon. They know the justice system.

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Actually someone with way more experience, who is the same age as Trump, would be Sirhan Sirhan. It would be a nice check and balance on the HHS Secretary.

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He may be the leading candidate to succeed Trump leading MAGA, no one else is as vile.

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This just in. Pam Bondi had sex with herself at least five times. Normally this would be ignored by all but "The Washington Pist," but it's unfortunately a third-degree felony in Florida.

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What does Gaetz have in common with amino acids?

He's pro-teen.

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Took zero scaramuccis for people to start complaining about Pam Bondi.

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Trump is lucky as there are so many incompetent people to choose from.

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