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Dave Scocca's avatar

You left off the SOTU option of "Not Go".

Gregory Koch's avatar

Vuvuzelas, drowned out trump’s lies with vuvuzelas then call him a domestic terrorist and a traitor.

gene weingarten's avatar

Even better than didgeridoos.

Henry Cohen's avatar

I don't know whether I can handle two new words in one day.

Henry Cohen's avatar

But they're long ones!

Sasquatch's avatar

That's what she said.

Robot Bender's avatar

Perfect. Personally, I'd rather have a colonoscopy by RotoRooter than see the SOTU.

Leslie Franson's avatar

Be careful what you ask for.

COL Mustard's avatar

That's too much like vulvas, although I doubt if Trump knows what that means.

Terri Smith's avatar

When I voted for didgeridoos, I was thinking of vuvuzelas, my brain mixes things up these days. Either would work well.

Randy's avatar

I was really, really tempted to vote for the orange suits and clown noses. But the Dems just don’t have it in them to pull that off. I voted for applauding at inappropriate times.

But what I’d really love is if they just all had placards that say EPSTEIN. Hold them aloft every time Mike Johnson claps like a trained seal at something Trump says.

YAHOO MAIL Cecelia Kafer's avatar

They should also yell "Quiet, Piggy!" at every opportunity.

I'll Do Fleas's avatar

That would be awesome.

Randy's avatar

Ooooh, I like it

Robot Bender's avatar

🦭 🦭 Oork oork oork!

Beverly Boulton's avatar

I didn't vote as my choice wasn't there: show up and every time he lies, laugh. Not in a HAHA way, but more as a tittering rumble. He will not be able to handle it. He will get more and more blustery and possibly have a stroke.

Nancy Meyer's avatar

Yes, exactly! My preferred style would be for them to laugh uproariously whenever he says something stupid or false (so, quite often) while POINTING at him. But your way would work, too.

One advantage of this method would be that, used accurately, it should encourage more scrupulous factuality in future SOTU speeches. Plus, by responding only to lies, it evades the greater First Amendment sin of suppressing all speech by someone we simply dislike. I favor forbearing to use any tactics on THEM that I'd find unfair if they used it on US.

Ed's avatar

I would worry that they would not have the stamina to laugh continuously for the entire length of the speech.

Sasquatch's avatar

Good point. Considering Trump’s lie to truth ratio, the laughter would nearly be continuous.

Dale of Green Gables's avatar

In case you missed it, the Portland Frog Brigade went door-to-door this a.m. on Capitol Hill delivering copies of the Constitution. A recording should be available later today. This is what they look like in the event you've been only watching "Father Knows Best" reruns for the last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVTaE92Tp6k

Sasquatch's avatar

I wear my Frog Brigade ball cap nearly every day.

Henry Cohen's avatar

Which of these would be the best thing for Dem members of Congress to do at the SOTU is none of them. No Dem should show up. Those who do will not protest, because they are good little boys and girls. And they shouldn't protest, because, if they show up, which would be to pretend that we have a normal and sane president, then they should abide by the rules and not lower themselves to the level of Republicans. But thank you (with help from Google) for teaching me a new word: "didgeradoos."

Betsy Beyler's avatar

I think some are attending in order to support the Epstein survivors who will be there, and/or (as Sen. Blumenthal said recently) they want to sit stoically and stare at DJT and not respond one iota.

Henry Cohen's avatar

If they can sit stoically and stare, then they are better people than I am. If I had to listen to or look at him for that long, I couldn't stop myself from vomiting.

Henry Cohen's avatar

You can click the three dots at the upper right to edit.

Betsy Beyler's avatar

Thanks Henry. Fixed above.

Robot Bender's avatar

I suspect that the Epstein victims will not be allowed in. It would be in character.

Betsy Beyler's avatar

They are invitees of Members of Congress; but it would be interesting to know if there is some authority that screens invitees?

Gary B Dinelt's avatar

Totally agree with you sir.

The last thing the democrats need is to look foolish. If none were to show up, it would be interesting to see what he’d have to say about that, after whatever good movie I’ll be watching at that time. And if there are a few dems present, they can bear witness to some semblance of truth but behave yourselves and speak the truth and your thoughts when you share what you saw with us. That’s all we ask for, the truth and I for one, am doubtful you’ll hear much while there.

There was a time when a camera could record the truth but with AI in the picture that has become questionable. Darn!

Leda Davis's avatar

The movie on TCM at 8:00 tonight: “Gaslight”. Could this be intentional?

Guin's avatar

That would be awesome. It is, though, Oscar month so perhaps it is just a fluke of scheduling. But if Ben Mankiewicz was in charge, who knows. He has a wonderfully subversive sense of humor.

Sasquatch's avatar

It TCM really wanted to troll Trump, they would run The Great Dictator.

I'll Do Fleas's avatar

Back in the 80s I used to have "KYW, news radio, ten-sixty" on all day (sorry, after the call letters the rest of the jingo I'd heard a million times just spilled out). Most of the reports are pre-recorded and play on rotation. One day, included in that rotation, was a report of a fatal accident in NJ. Part of the report said of the driver "no signs of blood or alcohol were found in his system." One would assume they meant drugs but I clearly sussed there was a vampire running amok targeting vehicle operators. I heard it at least 4 more times before either someone noticed or it hit a pre-determined kill point.

Robot Bender's avatar

Well, no wonder the driver crashed. 😆

Carl Camembert Henn's avatar

As a "tow-headed Indianian" (also known as a Hoosier), I got a kick out of the anecdote about a story lede referring to a "two-headed Indian." In my whole life, I have never been accused of having two heads. The consensus is that I am a half-wit at best. It has also been said that in a battle of wits, I'm defenseless. Hoosiers are good people who often get a bad rap from others.

Gregory Dunn's avatar

According to Dave Barry, Hoosier also has another meaning in a Native American language.

Sasquatch's avatar

As in "Hoosier Daddy?"

Richard Weiss's avatar

I am remembering a headline that unfortunately got snipped at my newspaper, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. It was meant to say that the University of Missouri's first woman chancellor "expects little sex discrimination." Alas "discrimination" hit the composing cutting room floor.

John E Simpson's avatar

Ha! Eschew polysyllables, eh?

Jerry Slaff's avatar

Are we sure the Happy Birthday was for the wife, and not the boorish guy, and he missed it?

gene weingarten's avatar

No. Though it seems as though she appreciated it. So I think it was for the wife.

Robot Bender's avatar

I'd be tempted to wish her a happy birthday after the singing while he was still gone. How very sad for her.

Peter K's avatar

How do you know the husband arranged for it? The wife could have made the reservation and said it was her birthday.

Ed Rorie's avatar

Rolodexes were not just for reporters. Every desk-jockey with a lot of clients, contractors, suppliers, colleagues, spies, rumor grinders, friends, doctors, flower shops, drug stores, etc., had one. If you had the best rolodex in your organization, you had to be careful who you allowed to borrow a card “just for a minute” because of deadbeats who didn’t return them.

Leslie Franson's avatar

Speaking of Rolodexes, over 50 years ago I was asked by my boss to take his home with me after my first day on the job and memorize it's contents. It was extremely full! A big client had called that morning and had expected whoever answered to know by the sound of his voice who he was, and of course I had said " may I ask who is calling please". I was not expecting an angry outburst in response. Though I didn't see how knowing the Rolodex could help me with voice recognition, I did spend a very long night learning the names in it.

Robot Bender's avatar

I made askers write down what they needed. No way was I giving anyone a card!

Terri Smith's avatar

When I was a PR person I had a Rolodex full of reporters.

Elinor Brecher's avatar

All Dems should show up wearing Jeffrey Epstein masks.

Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Fact is, LTEs often formed most of the editorial content of early newspapers and were usually the main source of discourse --- the first "chats." Btw --- speaking of old newspapers, I have a precursor of the Rolodex --- the Wheeldex --- inherited from a former editor family member. It quite possibly now has the distinction of being among the few with the one-time particulars of only dead people. Some noteworthy vintage names however. It has also disappeared into my "stuff" --- also known around here as the "Black Hole."

Sasquatch's avatar

The US Hockey Team will be in the audience at SOTU tonight. Dirtbags. Makes me wish that Canada had won the gold medal.

Raymo's avatar

I was rooting for Canada right from the start; mostly because I am of Canadian heritage, but also to annoy the orange harangutan.

Karl Stoltz's avatar

Let's restore honor and dignity to SOTU. No catcalling, vuvuzelas, kazoos, didgeridoos, or weird costumes. Follow the Delta Tau Chi example at the trial in "Animal House." Dress in business attire, attend solemnly, pretend to listen, and cough "bullshit!" or -- better -- "Epstein!" and clap and cheer at wildly inappropriate times to prompt a hysterical reaction.